Dinosaurchestra

Tracklist:

1. Dinosaurchestra Part One

   Travel back in time with me
   Two hundred million B.C...

   What's your name and what do you play?

   My name is Neil and I don't play anything

   What fun should we have today?

   Shook my Magic Eight Ball and it said

   Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra
   Let's all shout in a Dinosaurchestra
   Let's have fun in a Dinosaurchestra
   Let's eat children in a Dinosaurchestra

2. Action Movie Hero Boy

   I'm bad!

   I gotta figure out where mommy keeps the dynamite
   I'll get some measuring tape so I can time it right
   I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool
   But it's the only chance I'll ever get to look so cool. (Look so cool.)

   Hey, look at me, casually
   Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
   In slow-mo, everything glowing and
   Blowing to bits right behind me

   You see it all the time in theatres on the silver screen
   Like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens
   I've got a movie-making camera and a dozen grenades
   I'm looking tough, I've got the stuff, I've got the spiffy shades. (Spiffy shades.)

   Hey, look at me, casually
   Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
   In slow-mo, everything glowing and
   Blowing to bits right behind me

   I am aware it's just a movie. I'm aware it's a cliché
   I am aware I'm being stupid. I'm aware of that, but hey
   This is just something that I gotta do
   Yeah. (Yeah.)

   Hey, look at me, casually
   Stumbling down like Action Movie Blooper Reels
   In slow-mo, everything glowing and
   Blowing to bits including me 

3. Fine

   One, two, three, four

   Today has a way
   Of scarring your eyes
   With negative light
   But it's a disguise
   I put on my shades
   And see through the lies
   The convenient truth is

   Light is on the way
   We'll be having a fun time
   It's such a lovely day
   We should pocket the sunshine
   And never give it back
   Even if there's a heat wave
   Or terrorist attack
   It will just be a close shave, I know

   I know
   That every bomb
   Has a silver lining, I know
   I know
   It won't be long until

   Everything works out nice in the end
   The sun will marry the moon
   It'll be fine
   Why don't we sit back mellow again
   And have a nice afternoon?
   It'll be fine

   I go for a walk
   The sidewalk is cracked
   I'm not superstitious
   But I made a pact
   With old Mother Earth
   She'd get off my back
   If I get off hers

   Light is on the way
   We'll be having a fun time
   It's such a lovely day
   We should pocket the sunshine
   And never give it back
   Even if there's a heat wave
   We're stalling on the track
   It will just be a close shave, I know

   I know
   That in a snap
   All the birds will sing, I know
   I know
   I'm full of crap, but still

   Everything works out nice in the end
   The sun will marry the moon
   It'll be fine
   Why don't we sit back mellow again
   And have a nice afternoon?
   It'll be fine

   Fine
   Fine
   Fine. (Everything is gonna be...)
   Fine
   Fine
   Fine. (Everything is gonna be...)
   Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine... (Everything is gonna be...)
   Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine... (Everything is gonna be...)
   Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine...

   One, two, three, four

   Everything works out nice in the end
   The sun will marry the moon
   It'll be fine
   Why don't we sit back mellow again
   And have a nice afternoon?
   It'll be fine

   Everything works out nice in the end. (I know)
   The sun will marry the moon. (That every bomb)
   Works out nice in the end. (Has a silver lining, I know.)
   Why don't we sit back mellow again (I know)
   And have a nice afternoon? (It won't be long until...)
   Sit back mellow again

   Everything works out nice in the end
   The sun will marry the moon
   It'll be fine
   Why don't we sit back mellow again
   And have a nice afternoon?
   It'll be fine, fine, fine, fine... 

4. Lawnmower

   The breeze is a-blowin'
   The grass just won't stop growin'
   So I'd better do somethin' soon
   Gonna spend the afternoon

   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn

   This grass is taller than me
   I'm gonna make potpourri
   Out of what's left when I'm through
   Doin' what I gotta do

   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn

   Lawnmower! Rev it up good now
   Lawnmower! Listen to the sound, hey
   Lawnmower! Rev it up, take it on
   Down, take it all around town

   Let me hear y'all
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn

   The whole neighbourhood is unified
   'Bout time the music died
   And was replaced by the sound of one thousand motors;
   Replaced by the soul-affirming grass odours

   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn

   Lawnmower! Rev it up good now
   Lawnmower! Listen to the sound, hey
   Lawnmower! Rev it up, take it on
   Down, take it all around town

   Come on now
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn. (Lawnmower...)
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn. (Lawnmower...)
   Mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn

   Lawnmower
   Lawnmower 

5. Stuck

   I'm just walking along
   Stuck in a song
   Whistling thusly
   Stereotypical life:
   Kids and a wife
   Three of them plus me

   Neil's inspiration is thin
   Thin as a pin
   There isn't much to me
   So I'm just walking along
   Stuck in a song
   Happily gloomy

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   I don't even have a name
   This brings me shame
   I'm so diminished
   I know all songs have an end
   I could pretend
   This one is finished

   I guess both ways I am screwed
   Maybe if you'd
   Do me a favor
   If this track's on a CD
   Skip it for me
   You'd be my savior

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   Break it off
   Break it off
   Take me out
   Don't let the melody fake me out

   Oh no...
   Oh no...
   Oh no...
   Oh no... 

6. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

   Old Godzilla was hopping around
   Tokyo city like a big playground
   When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
   And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
   Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
   But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
   Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
   When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
   And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
   Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
   But before it could make it back to the Batcave
   Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
   And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
   Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
   But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
   Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

   This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
   Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
   And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
   This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

   Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
   Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
   And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
   But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
   And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
   When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
   But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
   Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
   Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
   And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
   'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
   And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
   Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
   While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
   Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
   Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

   This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
   Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
   And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
   This is the ultimate showdown...

   Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
   Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
   Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
   Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
   Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
   As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
   But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
   And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

   Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white
   And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
   And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
   And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
   Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
   Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
   Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
   Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
   All came out of nowhere lightning fast
   And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
   It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
   With civilians looking on in total awe
   The fight raged on for a century
   Many lives were claimed but eventually
   The champion stood, the rest saw their better
   Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

   This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
   Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
   And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
   This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
   This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
   This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny 

7. Vow of Silence

   I'll never have a chance to say
   Everything I want to say
   But that's okay, I don't need
   To say a thing anyway

   Just want to take it in
   See the world, watch it spin
   Learn to play the violin
   I'll even try to shed
   Any words from my head
   Think in Mentalese instead

   Don't call me on a telephone
   I don't wanna be alone
   But I have grown out of it
   So leave a message at the tone

   Just want to take it in
   See the world, watch it spin
   Learn to play the violin
   I'll even try to shed
   Any words from my head
   Think in Mentalese instead

   And I'll take a vow of silence
   (Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
   I'll take a vow of silence
   (Shut up, shut up, shut up
   Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
   I'll take a vow of...

   Silence means that you can't speak
   You can't let things out, they stay inside
   You just sit and nod like a quiet freak
   And you hold your tongue and you swallow your pride
   And if you're travelling down the street
   And suddenly witness a crime
   You've gotta keep it to yourself
   You've gotta keep it inside
   Your quiet little mind
   Until the end of time

   And you've got to...
   Shut up, shut up, shut up. (Seen and not heard.)
   Shut up, shut up, shut up. (Not a single word)
   Shut up, shut up, shut up. (For the rest of your life.)
   Shut up, shut up, shut up

   Now I'm no silent snob
   But Teller and Silent Bob
   Tend to do an awful job
   But let me tell you, son
   Harpo Marx is the one
   I wouldn't be surprised
   If he didn't have a tongue

   Whoa, I'll take a vow of silence
   (Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
   I'll take a vow of silence
   (Shut up, shut up, shut up
   Shut up, shut up, shut up.)

   I'll take a vow of...
   I'll take a vow of...
   I'll take a vow of...
   Silence...
   Silence...
   Silence 

8. Neverending Hum

   Inside of everybody's head
   Inside of everybody's head
   There is a hum
   There's a hum
   There's a neverending hum
   And no one ever seems to notice it
   No one seems to notice it
   You have never noticed it
   Never ever. Never ever
   Until now

   Deep in the dankest corners of the human mind
   Of any given person that you happen to see
   There rests a creature
   Or, more specifically
   A critter, hiding and sitting
   In the churning, boiling, philosophical pot
   Of self-aware chowder that we call thought

   This critter has a name
   But it's different for each person
   Mine is named Corey
   And it looks like an armadillo
   In KISS make-up

   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba

   Picture your spirit in a delicatessen
   In the slums of the universe
   "Open" sign dangling, daring all parasites
   Giving you mosquito bites
   Sucking the life out of all of your customers
   But fear not, it's your critter to the rescue
   Hum emanating from its lips

   And fear disappears
   As the parasite trips
   And lands in a puddle
   And that's your rebuttal
   To the argument that you
   Weren't even listening to
   Because of the neverending hum

   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba jabba
   Jabbidy jabbidy jabbidy jabba
   Jibba 

9. Dinosaurchestra Part Two

   Brontosaur
   Rocking out hardcore

   Triceratops
   Pissing off the cops

   Iguanodon
   With a mohawk on

   Hip hurrah
   For the Dinosaurchestra 

10. Your Imaginary Friend

    Simple and small
    Almost alone
    Curled up in a ball
    With a tin can phone
    Tied to a twist
    Leading outside
    And into the mist
    Where the shadows hide

    Maybe when you're gone, (Maybe when you're gone.)
    We'll gladly take your place
    You're so nicely drawn. (You're so nicely drawn.)
    We like your face, and
    We want to be your imaginary friend
    Want to be your imaginary friend

    When you were young
    You knew us well
    The cat had your tongue
    So you could not yell
    When you were cross
    All you could do
    Was call it a loss
    Though this was not true

    We've since disappeared
    That is, until tonight
    When you turn out the light
    And everything stands still

    The wind's direction shifts
    And makes the curtains lift...
    And you see us on the sill

    Every word that you've learned
    Every wish that you've burned
    Every single strand of hair in your head
    Every book that you've read:
    We love you this much

    We want to be your imaginary friend
    Want to be your imaginary...

    Friend 

11. Archaeopteryx

    Saw him in a book of fossils
    Dancing with some old Apostles
    I think if I went back in time
    He'd be there, alive
    Root of all my jealousy
    Grounded in my devastation
    I can't get no aviation
    Up in the sky, his grandchildren fly
    I don't sing, I sigh

    Tell the Archaeopteryx
    That I never wanted this
    Featherhead metropolis
    Liar liar, wings on fire

    When it's fast approaching winter
    And I eat my turkey dinner
    Tickles of hate, they rattle my cage
    And evolve to rage
    This is when I make a choice
    I will build a time contraption
    I will start a chain reaction
    Know what I think I'm going to do?
    I am going to...

    Tell the Archaeopteryx
    That I never wanted this
    Featherhead metropolis
    Liar liar, wings on fire

    Now the clock ticks
    And I hope this will fix
    All the present bird tricks
    Farewell, Mr. Archaeopteryx

    Tell the Archaeopteryx
    That I never wanted this
    Featherhead metropolis
    Liar liar, wings on fire 

12. Eyewishes

    I'm without eyelashes
    I noticed, so are you
    We used them on wishes
    And none of them came true

    Terrible, I know, but fair is fair is fair
    I'm blinking up a storm
    But nothing's ever ever there

    I'm without a soulmate
    I noticed, so are you
    What is that, anyway?
    Copycat, I hate you

    Mirror mirror on the emotional wall
    I'm dancing like a fool
    But no one seems to care at all

    I'm without any more
    Things to be without, since
    Everything I longed for
    Followed in my footprints

    Now I guess would be the perfect time to die
    So take care of my pets and plants
    And now I'll say good... 

13. Bystanding

    Bystanders
    Bystanding
    Bicycling by

    Triumphant
    Trifecta
    Try not to cry

    Quadruple
    Odd-pupiled
    God of the week

    Quintessential
    Grin penciled in
    Cheek to cheek 

14. Indie Cindy & The Lo-Fi Lullabies

    Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
    Released her first LP
    Entitled "Moe Is We"
    To the private public just the other day
    Through Cindy's very own label
    Acrobat Unstable Records

    But the only chart
    That it even scratched
    Was in Cindy's heart
    Which would fall apart
    'Cause it was barely attached
    To anything other than
    Broken synthesizer keys
    Cassette tapes and burned CDs

    Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
    Ain't getting very big
    In fact, her only gig
    Was pathetic even though she dreamed it up
    In fact, it was a nightmare
    The sound just wasn't right there

    And when she woke up
    And when she woke up
    That was when

    Indie Cindy broke up
    Indie Cindy broke up
    She broke up
    Not for artistic differences
    She just tore her studio down
    Threw her equipment around
    In cyclonic displacement
    'Til it looked like her basement again 

15. Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew

    You are red and blue and green
    Living like a living computer glitch
    You could change to anything
    All you gotta do is just hit the switch

    You are muscle, flesh, and bone
    Living in the land of automobiles
    If you ever lose your shoes
    All you gotta do is just click your heels

    Symmetry's overrated, methinks
    Look at the scars all over the Sphinx

    Do you know that when you blink
    Each eye winks slightly out of sync?

    Symmetry's overrated, methinks
    Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
    Even the planet spins with a tilt
    Everybody's built like a quilt

    Have you heard the awful truth?
    Cursed asymmetricals go to hell
    If you trip and lose a tooth
    You gotta knock the other side out as well

    Gouge both eyes out and you'll see
    Empty sockets everywhere: self abyss
    Fill them up with mercury
    So that I can see myself when we kiss

    Symmetry's overrated, methinks
    Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
    Even the planet spins with a tilt
    Everybody's built like a quilt

    Trees in the forest fall to the side
    Everybody's got something to hide
    Except for me and my suitcase
    Full of imperfections
    If the court has no objections...

    Symmetry's overrated, methinks
    Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
    I am lopsided, and so are you
    Nothing worth loving isn't askew 

16. This Hyper World

    Oh, for the first time in your life
    You're asking me for my advice
    But don't you dare think you're off the hook
    Without me taking an honest look

    You got nothing up your sleeve
    You got plenty on your mind
    And your mouth is getting dry
    Because you're yawning all the time
    And the days are getting longer
    But your patience ticks away
    And the wind could knock you over
    If the walls weren't in the way

    What can you do?
    What can you do about it?
    What can you do?
    What can you do?

    Oh, you've got to close your eyes
    Strike that, you've got to open them
    Oh, your thoughts are flexible
    But somehow you have broken them

    You're knocking at the door
    Like you'd rather not find out
    What is on the other side
    Because it proves beyond a doubt
    That you never had a clue
    What you wanted all along
    You attempt to hold your ground
    Like being weak is being strong

    What can you do?
    What can you do about it?
    What can you do?
    What can you do?
    Oh, I don't know. Run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world

    Oh, run the rooftop marathon
    Until your sense of up and down is gone
    Discover ten brand new ways
    To make tomorrow's weather like today's

    You're stuck inside a pattern
    You're stuck inside a loop
    And you're stuck inside a pattern
    You're stuck inside a loop
    And you're stuck inside a pattern
    You're stuck inside a loop
    And you're stuck inside a pattern
    You're stuck, so take a hammer to it

    What can you do?
    What can you do about it?
    What can you do?
    What can you do?
    Oh, I don't know. Run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world

    I only understand myself
    Just me and nobody else
    I only understand myself
    Just me and nobody else

    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do?

    Oh, I don't know. Run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world
    I don't know. Run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world 

17. Deep In The Ocean

    Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean
    Is a waterproof wristwatch that was dropped
    From a boat on a cruise
    By a man full of booze
    But even without a wrist it never stopped

    Through an accidental accident at the factory
    It was made so that it never need be wound
    For the watch ran on love
    Which it had plenty of
    For deep in the ocean there's plenty of love to be found

    Below the boats and sky
    There's no such thing as time
    There is no need for trying to
    Put it together
    Put it together

    I believe we'll someday lose our feet
    Pick up some gills, and travel
    Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean
    And enjoy a life that never should get old
    But it can and it will
    For we'll be human still
    And wherever ocean real estate is sold...

    We'll be buying and selling
    And always propelling it forwards
    And the leader of fish will take a stand
    And we shall see it swim
    With a wristwatch on its fin
    And the race of fish will be taking over our land

    The fish will take our seats
    The schools, the farms, the streets
    And we'll be stuck down deep and
    Maybe we'll never
    Put it together

    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    And motionless
    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    There'll be no sun anymore

    Below the boats and sky
    There's no such thing as time
    There is no need for trying to
    Put it together
    We'll be forever

    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    And motionless
    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    And motionless
    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    And motionless
    Deep in the ocean
    Deep in the ocean
    And motionless

    So much for our fish friends!
    Loose ends
    Can't be tied. (Tied.)
    Old selves have have died
    Goggle eyed
    And chased by whales
    Swimmin'. Zoomin'
    Mermaid tails
    Almost human
    Skin turned to scales
    I conclude:
    We've become sea food
    We've become sea food
    We've become sea food
    We've become sea food

18. Dinosaurchestra Part Three

    
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra

    We can't return to present
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.)
    This may be less than pleasant
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.)

    What's that rock way up in the sky?
    That's our friend, Super Duper Meteor!
    Does this mean we're all gonna die?
    Shook my Magic 8-Ball, and it said...

    "As a powerful and complex computer of near omniscience, I can report with total confidence, after a careful.3 seconds calculating a whole world of probability and statistics, that yes, we are all gonna die."

    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra

    We'll all be blown up real soon
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.)
    But not before we're in tune
    (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.)

    Won't you be a good dinosaur?
    We must be before we're not
    Treat these creatures to an encore
    One last time is all we've got

    So, let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra!
    And let's all shout in a Dinosaurchestra!
    Let's have fun in a Dinosaurchestra!
    One last time before we have to...

    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    (Before we have to die!)
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    (Before we have to die
    In a super-colossal explosion
    And all become fossils
    For people to dig up some day!)

    Dinosaur Punk
    Dinosaur Rap
    Dinosaur Ska
    Dinosaur Country
    Dinosaur Blues
    Dinosaur Jazz
    Dinosaur Techno
    Dinosaur Pop
    Dinosaur Soul
    Dinosaur Rock

    Dinosaur!

    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra
    Dinosaurchestra 

19. The Too Much Song

    I can't stop
    I can't stop
    You're too much
    Much too much

    I can't stop
    (Being in love)
    I can't stop
    (With you)

    You're too much
    (Too much)
    Much too much
    (Too much)

    I can't stop (Myself from)
    Being in love (Falling again)
    I can't stop (And when I'm)
    With you I find no reason to

    You're too much (Or am I not enough, you're)
    Too much (And I feel this way)
    Much too much (The longer that I wait the more you are)
    Too much (Much to my dismay)

    I can't stop
    I can't stop
    You're too much
    Much too much

    I can't stop
    (Having this dream)
    I can't stop
    (Can you?)

    You're too much
    (Too much)
    Much too much
    (Too much)

    I can't stop (The boat, I'm)
    Having this dream (Floating along)
    I can't stop (I can't canoe, can you?)
    Canoe? Oh, Kangaroo

    You're too much (Or am I not enough? You're)
    Too much (And I feel this way)
    Much too much (The longer that I wait the more you are)
    Too much (Much to my dismay)

    You're too much (Or am I not enough? You're)
    Too much (And I feel this way)
    Much too much (The longer that I wait the more you are)
    Too much (Much too far away)

    (Too much)
    (Too much)
    (Too much)

20. Turkeys

    Turkeys!
    Turkeys?
    Who likes turkeys?
    I like turkeys
    Oh yeah?
    Oh yeah!
    Well, have I got news for you
    What's that?
    I am a turkey
    I am a turkey
    I can see you're quite surprised
    Man, I can't believe my eyes!
    Where'd you come from anyway?
    Gobble gobble gobble
    Wow! 

21. Birthday (Alligators And Pretzel Makers)

    Alligators, nature's surfboards in the swamp
    With a playful little chomp
    Let you know that you're a friend

    And they love you, they'll let you surf all afternoon
    Give you cookies and balloons
    And some pocket cash to spend

    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday

    Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
    Casting pretzels through the air
    Onto senior citizens

    Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
    He's been sitting there all day
    This is where the fun begins

    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
    Alligators. (Alligators.)
    Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)

    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

    I do not know what to get you for your birthday
    I do not know what to get you for your birthday 

22. White Bread Boyfriend

    I guess I'm lonely, whatever that means
    But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans
    I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart
    That most of the time, we should never be apart
    You're kinda pretty. I guess for now you'll do...
    I mean, you're beautiful, nobody comes close to you...
    And all that rubbish girls like to be told
    You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old

    I guess I'm saying let's turn a new leaf
    I'll wear my A&F hat askewly
    And we can go, where to? I don't know
    But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    I want to be your mainstream man
    I wanna be your typical toy, and
    Break up in time for college plans, and

    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    (I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    (I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)

    Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar
    I'll take you out and about in my parents' car
    We'll catch a movie, get some McDonald's
    Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles
    I'm getting desperate. I know how love hurts
    I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
    To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice
    You could do better, but I'll probably suffice

    I'll serenade you, like all the others
    With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers
    Is it the love, or the lack there of
    That tells us we might as well become lovers?

    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    I want to be your bargain beau
    You're like my soulmate, let's hold hands
    So everyone at the mall can know, woahohhh

    (Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)
    (Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)
    (Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)
    (Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre...)
    (Mediocre!)

    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    I want to be your mainstream man
    I wanna be your typical toy, and
    Break up in time for college plans, and

    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    (I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
    I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
    (I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)

23. Stick Stickly

    I remember
    When I was just a boy
    Summer afternoons
    Would fill me up with joy

    I'd sit right down
    Turn on the TV
    Every day
    I'd giggle mischeviously

    I remember
    Laughing like a buffoon
    When I'd watch him
    On Nick in the Afternoon

    He was my favorite thing
    About Nick
    Yes that little
    Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
    (Ooh-ooh-ooh!)

    And he'd sing
    "Write to me
    Stick Stickly!
    P.O. Box 963
    New York City
    New York State
    10108!
    10108!"

    It's been years now
    Since his show has aired
    We sent a letter, it got
    Returned, and now we're scared

    Where'd he go?
    What did they do with him
    When they decided they were
    Through with him?

    Did they break him
    Or burn him down for heat?
    Were his googley eyes
    Thrown out in the street?

    Or is he fine?
    That's what I'm praying
    I recall he was always saying
    "Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!"

    And he'd sing
    "Write to me
    Stick Stickly!
    P.O. Box 963
    New York City
    New York State
    10108!
    10108!
    10108!
    10108!"

24. Being Alone On Valentine's Day

    Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me
    Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity
    But this year I am curious
    What it's like to feel blue
    Though it may be spurious
    I've got nothing else to do

    And I'm gonna shed tear after tear
    Not that I'm a lonely guy
    But Valentine's comes but once a year
    I might as well give it a try

    So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find
    Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Or dress all grim and gruesome
    And drive until I'm ill
    Watch the happy twosomes
    Whom, if I were truly lonely, I would probably want to kill

    And I'm gonna shed tear after tear
    Not that I'm a lonely guy
    But Valentine's comes but once a year
    I might as well give it a try 

25. It Can Get Lonely In My Mansion

    Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh!
    Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh!
    Shut up
    Fine

    This is my home
    Probably cost more than all of ancient Rome
    (Still I'm alone.)
    No one to float
    With me in my pool or my lake, or my moat

    Some abodes, they make people coo
    Make them buzz. Some Xanadu
    Mine Xanadoesn't intrigue the town
    No one will ride on my merry-go-round
    (No one.)

    They run away
    It never ends
    And all I have
    Are gargoyle friends

    So beautifully carved
    Out of volcanic stone
    (Still I'm alone.)
    All they can do
    Is fountain the wine from the winemaking room

    I presume that everyone's mad
    Just tonight, the gala I had
    Was a delight, but nobody came
    It must be their fault, who else can I blame?
    (No one.)

    They run away
    It never ends
    And all I have
    Are gargoyle friends

    The things I build
    Do not impress
    The outside world
    It hurts me, yes

    It can get lonely... (Lonely in my mansion.)
    Yes, it can get lonely in my mansion
    They run away
    It never ends

    It can get lonely... (Lonely in my mansion.)
    Yes, it can get lonely in my mansion
    When all I have
    Are gargoyle friends

26. Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel

    Princess Unicorn Bunny Kitten Angel
    The most beautifulest in the whole wide world!

27. The Next Dimension

    Before stairs were invented, before ladders were invented, before express elevators were invented, and before two-story buildings were invented, people stuck to the ground and the world we lived in was more or less flat, more or less two-dimensional. But somewhere along the line, someone with too much money and time, well, they just said, "Hey, I'm gonna build another house on top of my house." And humanity said, "That's an interesting concept. I think we should go with it." And I said...

    See you in the next dimension
    It's beyond our comprehension
    Life is lovely, not to mention
    Extra lively
    Pyramid says, "In God we trust,"
    Maybe that's a lie
    So he can get away from us

    Humanity just gave me a funny look. Humanity tried to turn away from me, but apparently I'm a part of it. So here I am, all grown up and perfectly used to the thought of tall, tall buildings, which stack people vertically. I've even been in airplanes which allow you to enjoy the one thousandeth floor without needing any lesser floors to hold it up. Pretty soon we'll live in outer space and there won't even be an up or down anymore. I think once we're there, we'll invent something even better than up or down. Referring to what I said before...

    See you in the next dimension
    It's beyond our comprehension
    Life is lovely, not to mention
    Extra lively
    Pyramid says, "In God we trust,"
    Maybe that's a lie
    So he can get away from us

    Bearing in mind that the numbers we find
    To label dimensions, are vertically lined
    And if we find time to leave numbers behind
    We'll get close encounters of the God-knows-what kind

    See you in the next dimension
    It's beyond our comprehension
    Life is lovely, not to mention
    Extra lively
    Pyramid says, "In God we trust,"
    Maybe that's a lie
    So he can get away from us

    P.S. Never mind everything I just said

28. Samuel And Roselia

    Samuel and Rosella
    Both were eighty-two years old
    Sharing an umbrella
    Slowly down the street they strolled

    And all around the world was changing
    In a manner of ways ranging
    From dialect to fashion
    The state of affairs
    Absolutely clashin' with
    The world that was theirs

    "I don't understand
    These kids today," said Rose
    "Yeah," responded Sam
    "Take a look at this boy's clothes."

    The young man exiting Hot Topic
    Made them feel so misanthropic
    Samuel and Rosella
    Didn't like the way he dressed
    They closed their umbrella
    And they rammed it through his chest

    Samuel and Rosella
    They hate your generation
    With such determination
    Samuel and Rosella
    They are disgusted, knowing
    How wrong this world is going
    A fact they don't mind showing
    In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
    And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

    Now after being
    In love for sixty years
    They were both agreeing
    That the end was drawing near

    So, why not cause a little trouble?
    Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
    Rose was always saying
    "That kid's gotta go."
    Samuel was obeying
    Never saying no

    Sam was a disaster
    When she smiled his heart still flipped
    Who'd imagine after
    Sixty years he'd still be whipped?

    But nonetheless she loved him dearly
    They'd hold hands while cavalierly
    Burning baggy jeans
    In the middle of a shop
    Or killing silly teens
    For listening to the hippedy hop

    Samuel and Rosella
    They hate your generation
    And music video station
    Samuel and Rosella
    They are disgusted, knowing
    How wrong this world is going
    A fact they don't mind showing
    In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
    And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
    Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

    These kids today, with their sleepy expressions
    And their Satanic tattoos
    And their running around in the arcade parlors
    And their shiny gold "blam blam" or whatever they call it
    And their dangerous skateboards
    And their Chef Boyardees
    And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
    And their iFrogs or whatever they call it
    And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
    And their trenchcoats
    And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
    And their thong sandals
    And their Britney Spears's husbands
    And their powdered wigs
    And their peg legs with decals on 'em
    And their low-carb diets
    And their Rockin' the Vote
    And their collectible bottle caps
    And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
    And their "For Shizzle McFizzley Ding Dong Dizzle" Snoopy Dog language
    And their general disrespect towards their elders
    Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!

    Samuel and Rosella
    They hate your generation
    With such determination
    Samuel and Rosella
    They are disgusted, knowing
    How wrong this world is going
    A fact they don't mind showing
    In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
    And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
    (Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.)
    Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

29. Abraham Lincoln's Head

    Two...
    Three...
    Four...

    I've been having nightmares
    Every single night
    Of vintage theatergoers
    Screaming out in fright
    And tall iconic head gear
    Descending to the floor
    I tell you Mister Therapist
    I can't take it no more

    Every night I'm flying
    Every night I'm lead
    In the back of Abraham Lincoln's head